Uiop

I was thinking the very same.

What irks me, is that i never noticed this before

depends on whos asking.

“Furthermore, our law enforcement has more and even bigger guns”

yes, but guns kill people. if you manage to shoot someone in the head, say from a window/balcony in a hotel, they are dead. regardless of bigness of gun.

The people with bigger guns ought to protect the children or something.

I really dont understand americans, they are so proud of their weapons yet can’t control them so theres a school-shooting every month or so. But when there is a grown-up (politician/capitalist) they suddenly dont have their guns anymore?

It seems shooting kids is easier then shooting the evil people. Not that I would ever do either…

just saying, dead people cannot maintain a broken system.

But 11 wants sometjing from my computer that it doesnt have, so it cant “upgrade”…

well, clearly you have a good investment plan…

hu? I dont get it, what does that have to do with the Onion?

ha! german…

“As a non-native (who also misunderstood the sentence at first), I wouldn’t want people to adapt or simplify their language for my sake.” That is very true for me too

For non-native speakers or possibly people with disablities it should be worded differently. At least I had to do a triple-take at that

Okay, now how does one share a meme to annoy ones friends?