Oh, blackness shrouded in light,
Frenzied blaze clad in night.
In the name of the crimson demons,
let the collapse of thine origin manifest.

International man of Pisstory.

Whoa… Where do you get your weed?!

From you, Dante.

Oh yeah! What’s up General Hammond?

I’m old enough to remember when the advice people gave to deal with a bully was “Beat their ass and they’ll stop.”

But bullies somehow changed the narrative to where fighting back was wrong. It’s not. Self defense is never wrong. The only people that argue this are bullies.

Some people only speak the language of violence, and if you want them to understand your reply it must be delivered in a way they understand.

Bullies do not self correct their behavior. They find it rewarding and it continues until they are stopped.

If SpaceX had to do the foundational work that NASA did there would be many more dead and still no space travel. Ellie wouldn’t even consider things like oxygen, he’d just be asking why the thrusters need to be held on with three bolts instead of two.

Baldness is always enjoyable, it just doesn’t always look good. 90% of the time it’s fine. Some heads have a fucked up shape, scars, or other trauma hiding under that hair. I give all those dudes a pass.

People still get elective plastic surgery after decades of looking at all of the inflated shiny fish people.

Insecurity is powerful.

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They are the cancer.

They’re not showing fealty by providing money or luxury items. They’re showing how cheap he is to buy. The optics are worth far more than the gifts.

Take a step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!

Bravo.

He wants to use the brand recognition as an intimidation tactic.

This should be Darkness, not Aqua.

These are the boots I want for my Bard in Baulder’s Gate 3.

They’re super neat for reality too but I do feel like you would need to build around them as opposed to making them work with strays from the closet. At least my closet.