TwattyMcTwatterson

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Go to the library and study about the country you want to run to. I would pick someplace with a coast. Don’t use your home computer or phone, you don’t want anyone to find these searches.

Go buy a cheap laptop from a pawnshop and get a small Linux distro like Puppy or Tiny Core. Load Tor and find yourself a dark market. Buy a new identity. When your transaction is complete trash the laptop burn the USB stick you ran your Linux distro off of.

Buy a boat. Post all over social media about your boat and how you love sailing or fishing or whatever you do in your boat.

This is the hard part, go on a boat trip and at some point call in an emergency then abandon the boat. Make it look good drag out all the life vests and or sink the boat. Swim/row to shore and never ever ever ever go back to your old life.

You could do it for about $30k.

Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

WHAT! The Fonz wasn’t real? That’s crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

I would hope it’s something good, something with a nice beat and maybe a piano. A song I adore but haven’t heard in a decade.

My grandfather died listening to Willie Nelson it was peaceful at least.

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I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

I can quit whenever I want lol

Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

I am sure they will come up with some sort of solution. Maybe they could all meet up at a villa in Wannsee and figure something out.

This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.

“He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin.” - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian’s belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

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You have to know before you can forget lol

Unfortunately, this has never been about immigration and Republicans don’t give a shit about immigration. All they care about is reelecting the rapist.

How dare you insinuate I didn’t read the article. I’ll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph

It was magical

It’s not real war profiteering if you don’t sell to both sides, dummy.

If only there were some sort of camps where they could give them jobs. They could load the civilians onto trains and ship them to those camps.