Transporter Room 3

Hexbears and simping for fascist dictatorships.

Name a more iconic duo

Oh shit!

E̵̜̤̜͗̃̀͐̓̃͐ͅ ̷̛͎̥̦̯̤̙̑͌́͂̒̚Ă̸̻̼̽ ̸͖̩̰̥̲̔͊̉̄̎̍̋͊T̴̨̟͔̫͙͚̈́̽̾̄̽ ̵̜̺̥̑́̍ ̸̻̿͘͠ ̷̦̝̉̽Ţ̶̳͛̿͑̊̔͆̂̉ ̵̧̯̲̩͔͉̝̂̈́̀͑͂͜H̷̝͎̻̎͑͌͒͗̊́͝ͅ ̴̳̱̙̠̘̮̝̓͋̃͌̎͊͐Ȩ̶͍̯͕̘̲̫̬͌̍͌̋̕ ̷̙̖͉̳̰͊̋̃̽͜ ̵̬̝̯̯̹͈̦̀̋ ̴̗̪̞̒̏̅̅R̷͚̣̦͆̈́̓̀͊̽̕͠ͅ ̵̪̃̇̽̓̑̊̈́̀Ï̶̲̣̒̿̆͋̇̕͝ ̷̲̱͕̤̗͊͆̎̾̆́̆̕C̷̡̨̬̰̫̰̺̔̏̆͒̋́ ̷͎̜̹̟̠̝̾̔H̶͎̻̻͚̱̓̑̈́̑͘͝͝ͅ

In the same vein, “Holy shit, that WORKED?”

Honestly, I didn’t question that just because I’ve heard flat-earthers talk about the “ice wall”, so I just assumed it really was from a FE forum or something.

But hey, new world map for a tabletop!

Lol at least she just thinks they’re pretty instead of thinking it’ll balance her energies.

No, because large weddings are a waste of money and stress, neither of which I make enough money to afford.

No, I made the ring from sapphire (birth stone) and silver. Jewelry is easier than you might think when you’ve been doing small metalwork for knife handles, pommels, and guards.

One day at work, I found out a work friend actually believed the whole “crystal energy” thing.

Since she was the first person I had ever met who actually admitted to that, I wanted to know more about what her specific beliefs about them were.

At first she was super bubbly about it, on par with her personality. But then as I asked a couple common sense questions about why science doesnt find anything measurable, and first she got hostile and mad that I would dare question another person’s beliefs, but when I explained I was genuinely curious and had no interest in changing her beliefs she just kind of broke down because nobody ever takes her seriously or believes her about her “personal healing journey”

The way I see it, it’s for adults who like pretty rocks, but can’t come to terms with the fact that they like something “childish” (because for some reason a lot of adults call a rock collection cringe or childish or dumb, but clearly they’ve never met a geologist) so instead of having a pretty rock and mineral collection, they have “healing crystals”, and eventually it just becomes kind of like part of their identity the way a religion is.

I will however, 100% giggle at their expense with my wife, later. Because anyone who buys $50 polished selenite drink coaster “charging plate”, and a $200 brass pyramid to “recharge” their $50 “healing quartz wand” while refusing to listen to real science deserves to be giggled at.

Huh.

Last time I saw this, I was on reddit, and it said “from 4chan”

I wonder if I’ll see it say “from lemmy” someday?

Giant Sloths high as fuck… Would that make the super sloths, or go the opposite way and speed them up?

I hear what you’re saying, and I recognize anyone inside would be safe from being eaten… However, as with an elephant, I wouldn’t want to be woken up in the middle of the night having intruded upon their home.

Can you imagine being stuck in the dawn of human agriculture, and you seek shelter in a nice cave that you found… And then a Giant Sloth just lumbers in after a bit.

I mean, I imagine any Homo species of the time would know not to go inside one of these, but still.

Me: (see above)

My wife:

No, the shape hinders putting the far enough into your mouth. Luckily, I’ve got a big one.

Wait…

on?

I am Transporter Room 3. Or I might just be an amalgamation of all the consciousnesses Chief O’Brien has stored in the pattern buffer uhhhh beamed up… Yeah beamed up.

You’d be surprised how much silver is in a transporter though. Vampires just slide right out.

Hey now, no need to bring math into this like a civilized person! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Oh look, it’s buzz-Killington.

“Not on this planet… yet.”

Or if you want to go full crash course, “For now, but that hasn’t always been the case and might not be in another million years” and explain things like Oxygen Collapse/Great Oxygenation during the proterozoic when oxygen levels first shot up and killed off a ton of oxygen-hating things.

Legitimately would invite them to chill with me on the porch. I’m not inviting them in though

Vampires ain’t gonna trick me a third time.

They tend not to care so much about “how safely the hazardous material is stored”

Just ask anyone who’s tried to smuggle on 5lbs of mercury…