Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count

Monster Hunter Rise

Oh man

Im sorry but i draw the line at blending onions. Eviscersting an onion like that would just make it pungent as fuck. Carmelize the onions while you cook the patty, or just raw on top is plenty fine.

Final Fantasy doesnt need to cost $100+ million to make; especially when your only big idea is just to make it look expensive. Execs like to blame their own hubris on market changes but like… treat your workers better and give them creative freedom and they could do great things. Instead its all on the backs of money-grubbing trend-chasers who get to keep their jobs when their inevitable failures lead to mass layoffs.

Ya’ll spent 50 mil on marketing? I barely even noticed ffxvi came out. How much did Dunkey spend on marketing Animal Well and that shit was inescapable for weeks.

The answer is dont inflate your stock price by cramming the latest tech du jour in to your flagship product… but we all know thats not an option.

It never went away, just the degree of desperation has changed

And its the only place open all week

Its a bit reductive to say digital goods cost less. Valve has to serve you a download whenever you want it, as opposed to stamping a disc and calling it a day.

“They dont mind” said the asshole to the legs!

Love Sleaford Mods

I work as a tech and they havent found someone who can do my job yet. It is complicated, hand-busting work. I am paid little compared to the gang of engineers, middle managers, and executives who are running the company in to the ground. Its maddening.

Damn what if I just do my dailies tho?

Never take a break from culture. As soon as you take a year off you will be irrelevant. If that sound exhausting (it is) then congratulations; you have discovered why older people are never on top of pop culture.

This is almost the plot of Kill la Kill

Edit: damn like three people beat me to this. Nerds.

…the fuck?

Why would you pay full-price for the game then? Sales are constant, games do not hold their value. If you are a developer that is bothered by this, I suggest you stop working for EA

Goku doesnt really care about others, except maybe his family (questionable). He just wants to fight strong people. Hes got a moral compass, sure, but hes also too stupid to realize when hes compromising those morals for selfish gain.

Prey was the true successor to Deus Ex and system shock. Its a miracle of technical design with one interconnected world that the gamers always say they want. Fun powers, a trippy story that demands to be seen through.

Astronauts: …do I have to?