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Ohh so it’s the NSA that my failed sudos are reported to!

when I was younger, instead of just using shift, i used to press the caps lock key and then turn it off lol

I was there, 124 years ago

he’s just weird idk

I’m sorry everyone… but I’ll choose Windows 11… I just can’t leave without an AI assistant in my computer. I mean, yeah, I can always just open ChatGPT on a browser… but that just… isn’t the same. Also that Recall thing is great, I love these automatic screenshots that are totally not sent to Microsoft. This thing is extremely convenient, because pressing the Print Screen key is too hard for me. Lastly, I paid for the whole computer, I want my OS to use all the resources it can. Fuck you, Linux and Windows 7 evangelists! Your OS is clearly not superior.

(guess i made it clear that i haven’t used windows in a while lol)

WHAT??? You guys don’t put glue in your pizzas??