I expected this to say “The UAE Ministry of Interior announced that a fine of approximately $600 will be imposed on the Islamic Republic of Iran”

Zoroaster making a huge comeback I guess.

People who says this shit are just wrong. They weren’t upset about him being older than their civilization, they were horrified that a civilization would do something so horrific to their own warriors.

I 100% believe this, I was running in some pretty big pothead circles around that time and the news was blaming carts on that and saying it was fake carts but that never happened to anyone I knew.

I would probably keep my nephew in my summer palace after murdering his dad for being too popular and then killing the rest of our family around him. Caligula turned out well, although to be fair I only read up to his first year as Emperor…

Yeah I have people sign stuff for me a lot at work but it’s across a table from me so sometimes my brain fails to figure out for a second.

Yeah it’s really mask off some biblical evil type shit.