You mean -probably real headline from the 50s

If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.

Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

Would.

How fast would the rose have to be going to blueshift that much? Someone please do the math

Ahhh dammit! Who poisoned the BDSM rat??

Did you consider taking a shower at any point during that day?

I thought having grown up with ADD and having developed my own coping mechanisms and strategies would help me raise an ADD child. Holy shit it is so hard.

Ive noticed that low-brain work is a lot easier to get myself to do. Its like my brain is lazy but my body isnt. Last spring I dug up 125 sqft of grass, lined it with decorative bricks, spread several 100lbs of topsoil, and sowed wildflowers. And before that I busted up 30 feet of sidewalk with a sledghammer and spread 3 cubic yards of fill dirt. All required basically zero brainpower. But godforbid i have to concentrate for 2 hours to diagnose and fix a bug at work! If I could get paid a software dev salary to shovel dirt for 8 hours a day I would in a heartbeat.

Uber driving sounds nice tbh. Phone tells you where to go and what to do. No brain needed.

No, that complicates things way too much. Simplicity in design is beauty. A real engineer would recognize the tag on the string not only as a point a confusion, but also a superfluous feature. Simply remove it. The end user will have to use a spoon supplied by themselves to remove the teabag, but thats their problem. At least there is actually tea in the cup at that point.

I think he overreacted a bit, not to having his package name forcibly taken from him, but to being asked to give it up in the first place. Kik explained to him that they have to fight this or lose their tradmark because thats how trademark law works. His response was basically “haha fuck you”. He probably could’ve asked for a couple thousand and just changed the name of his project and everything would’ve been fine.

If I had to guess, I would assume that there are different molecular lattices that sulfuric acid and water can form at different concentrations and that these different lattices have different freezing points. I will now go look it up.

Wow guys, get a load of this cissy over here!

(Jk me too lol)

Dinosaurs -> chickens

Chickens -> pulverized chicken paste

Pulverized chicken paste -> dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

Don’t. Nobody cares cause they’re all pretending to be busy too.

Benus Christ!

Also his name would’ve been something more like Yeshua, not Jesus.

Im pretty sure that every mob vote ever has been rigged/predetermined

I sulk around my filthy house thinking about all the shit I need to do, praying to feel the inspiring whack of the executive function fairy godmother.

Its been a while did she get in an accident or something?

My cat comes to me when I meow for him, from wherever he is in the house.