Man im working so hard to be that yard, but its not as easy as just stop mowing!

Always on the lookout for invasives, poison ivy, tree sapplings (my yard isnt big enough to support any more trees without threatening the house), and other undesirables.

Then theres also the english ivy encroaching from the corner that I’ve pretty much given up on :/

Mate we used to navigate from large physical atlases. I remember having to pull out the state atlas and find page for the county we were in and then route a path and navigate my mom to our destination when I when I was like 12.

What does manual transmission have to do with parallel parking?

Frogs and spiders

Not even at 18, is still quite young and developing. Wait until you’re fully jaded in your mid 20s

Heck i’d get enough for me too and join her!

Man if only! It was a one-off.

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

I thought botulism thrived in room-temp anaerobic environments? If theyre constantly opening and refreshing thier cold brew coffee and keeping it in the fridge then i dont think botulism is much of a risk.

Yes, but did the LLM get it from the answers or the questions?..

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

Its possible in 3 spacial dimensions, which last time I checked is the number of dimensions we exist in.

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they’ve been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

The rods are smooth, and well lubed. It doesnt hurt at all, unless purposeful trying to stretch to a bigger size.

Yes the feeling of your cock being stretched out, especially the glans, makes it super sensitive. Feeling it slide down, stretching as it goes while you stroke is also really nice. Then when you build up to orgasm, flexing your cock around it is a really intense feeling!

You can finish with it inside, but if you let the pressure build up as you start to cum and then yank it at just the right time your cum will blast out with impressive force. I shot my self in the eye like that once!

Also having it in forces you to be more gentle and deliberate with your strokes, making it easier to edge for a long while. One time I was right on the edge for over 20 minutes at the end of an hours long session and when I finally pulled it out right as I finished I let loose 8 or 9 globs of cum one after another. Probably was the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had.

Lots of reasons to try it!

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

Genetics does play a role in it. I can only fit up to 7.5mm despite doing it for over 20 years.

Some guys can start there and then go much bigger.

I dunno a lot of stuff I guess. You ever tried a real strong massage gun right to the front of your shaft?

I got a tenga flip once and thought it was shit. Actual fleshlight brand toys are the best imo.

Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I’ve got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.