I’m hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I’ll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They’ll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don’t send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.
I refuse that whatever old geezer thought adding carpet to a bathroom was not mentally all the way there. Then his buddy came along and saw it and the old geezer instead of admitting fault doubled down and made it seem ok. Now we got this shit still in 2023.