Not if the shield-holding dwarf had it upside down like in the foot attack.

I’m loving the phrase “gently rioting”. Is that a translation for “protesting”?

I’ll take genital duplication if I have to choose one of those.

This is all a conspiracy by big Font.

“Pirates! Gold” brings back some nostalgia. A friend of mine had the Sega channel when I was in middle school and that was one of the offerings one month. We stayed up into the wee hours of the morning playing that game for hours. Sword fighting and searching for buried treasure. Those were some good memories.

Not good. Not terrible.

You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.

Which court? The Supreme Court? If not, then who would appoint the judges?

Pretty sure I went to school with Hogby.

Dusti Rose sounds like a matricidal professional wrestler.

Wernher von Braun by Tom Lehrer 1965

LOL. Same

*Vote red: destroying Ukraine AND Palestine

Yes! Minor correction: it was Barbara Billingsley (the mom from “Leave it to Beaver”).

…anyway

Oh no, he isn’t dead yet. Shia surprise!

You mean the mechanic from Dawson’s garage?

The article says Pentagon. Not White House.