Why don’t they sponsor those migrants then?

I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”

I worked as a projectionist when Dark City was coming out and I put that trailer on every single movie that it was applicable to be on. Just so I could watch it 10-20 times a day.

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Oh come onnnnnn!

Democrats already proved this when Hillary was running.

Is your stance then that Republican presidents don’t support Israel?

Now I want to watch The Jackal (1997) again so I can enjoy Jack Black in this role.

More like that it was on in the first place.

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Man, 5%? That’s it?

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?

Game developers:

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

I’m sure I’m going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there’s a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, “I’ll take a coffee, with no cream.”

She responded, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though.”

Lol

Sounds like he’d be up for some good old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture

Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, “You drove 35 miles this month!”

Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.

Or this ASL of Rap God

https://youtu.be/0iDAkEpCmBs