Reboot was the shit
Ever heard of a Frisket?
Alphanumeric

I can’t get at the data yet. Cloudflare and/or DDoS problems.

Bald for Bieber

Hi all! Referencing rule 2 “the entire showerthought should be in the title” I think this one warrants removal but I hate to wipe out good faith interaction in the comments, so I’m locking instead. Please consider resubmitting with a more concise/compliant title, or not. Peace.

Union Dixie

Seconded Party in the CIA!

I remember seeing this after he bought Twitter

My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word “hook” in the context of “the phone is off the hook”.

I also choose this dead guy’s führer

Like the fox hunters in Mary Poppins?! D:

Dad buying their underage wife and her friend sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

Piss after fapping. TWO STREAMS

That’s kind of overwhelming to me. It’s like there’s no bottom to that rabbit hole. I love it and I have so many questions.

Needs more Aztec death whistle

His pants boner goes straight through the table.

Even though we’re sitting down, we’re giving you a standing ovation.

I second the Dear Esther mention. I almost feel like it’s a dead body starting at me from my Steam library for the past decade+.

You risk denying Robo his shrine.

Blue samsquanch on the right edge

I’m a big fan of Rise Against. Try these tracks out:

• Architects
• Welcome to the Breakdown
• A Gentleman’s Coup
• Megaphone
• Holding Patterns

and Bad Religion:

• American Jesus
• Meeting of the Minds
• The Resist Stance