“I’m gonna fckn quack”

Red, with the blue sausage

aww I got my bike out of the garage ready to go but that’s farther than an afternoon of pedaling from Cincinnati

I think I have evidence my cat is dumb:

• I always call him dumb.
• He is not dissuaded from staring at me from this distance.
• His brain’s always itchy from overheating; needs scratches thru the ears, thumps foot when you hit the lone fold.
• Maybe he’s just consenting to being called dumb since it’s out of affection anyway.
• Then again rayyeerrrrr and airr are his only words, so what could he know. He never asks me to rewind Wizard of Oz to where the dog gets tornadoed or shit like that.

whereabouts you at bro/vette?

Reboot was the shit
Ever heard of a Frisket?
Alphanumeric

I am behind the times on some abbreviations. And dense.

What is AD in this context?

I can’t get at the data yet. Cloudflare and/or DDoS problems.

Bald for Bieber

Hi all! Referencing rule 2 “the entire showerthought should be in the title” I think this one warrants removal but I hate to wipe out good faith interaction in the comments, so I’m locking instead. Please consider resubmitting with a more concise/compliant title, or not. Peace.

Union Dixie

Seconded Party in the CIA!

I remember seeing this after he bought Twitter

My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word “hook” in the context of “the phone is off the hook”.

I also choose this dead guy’s führer

Like the fox hunters in Mary Poppins?! D:

Dad buying their underage wife and her friend sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

Piss after fapping. TWO STREAMS

That’s kind of overwhelming to me. It’s like there’s no bottom to that rabbit hole. I love it and I have so many questions.

Needs more Aztec death whistle