“I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.”

Xi, probably

If he’s the cook they’re doomed

Germany is in demographic decline soon enough we’ll have plenty of Lebensraum at home

We can paint the shells white…

I would just like to add that politico is part of Axel Springer SE and therefore trash.

“Superperforator”

Also gives some A7V vibes

3000 black shuriken of Zaluzhnyi

Their foreign policy isn’t fellatio based, it’s even simpler: NATO bad, USA evil. Everything else follows from that.

Seems legit

Three, actually

I find the lack of Bob Semple tank disappointing.

Yeah, like an Attack’em’s

Couple days ago the Russian Black Sea Fleet headquarters were hit by Stormshadow or something

I remember seeing this meme about twelve years ago and thinking Yeah I got this. Well, I didn’t and I don’t.

I only partially agree. While children are perfectly capable of operating mortars and machine guns, it is practically impossible for them to move them around to take a new position for example. They just lack the physical strength to do so. Self propelled weaponry, like tanks for example, are the perfect tool for a child. I’ve seen them doing it on TV.

No way! I always thought he’s a “lupenreiner Demokrat”!?