Have you tried fucking his mother?

I have found nothing is easier than separating a boomer and their money…well other than your mother.

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

If you are right I will donate $25 worth of Monopolowa to my stomach.

“There I was just eating breakfast, healthy 2 Big Macs and a diet coke, the best you know people always tell me, they tell me, Mr. President your breakfast choices are the healthiest, I say I don’t know, I don’t know. They use me probably use my breakfast as an example in their universities probably I don’t know. Healthy, that’s me, the healthiest just sitting there when the crooked FBI armed with a Biden death warrant stormed Mar A Lago and planted those documents I sold to Saudi Arabia. I said you can’t do that, they can’t do that, crooked Hillary and her lover Obama they have it out for me because I am so smart I figured out their plans. When I beat Obama in 2016 people said to me, people said Mr President you beat him, Hillary Smillary landslide. I got more votes than President Bartlet. You know that reminds me of when I met with little Kim, she was President of North Korea, some say best Korea, I don’t know, I don’t know. But little Kim told me Diddy is innocent. The crooked Biden crime family won’t tell you that, no, they don’t care about lil Kim so they stole the election from me.”

I did get better, thank you.

My Tesala killed me, twice.

Be better if a rock dropped on his head.

6 out of 9? Come on Isael those are rookie numbers. You have to target more hospitals and schools, really get in there, and root them out.

It’s a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those “subhuman animals” and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

I fucking hate this timeline.

Is it 1999 all over again?

Oh, Ted maybe if you weren’t such a cowardly cunt people wouldn’t hate you…

Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha…well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

I am really hoping this is the rope this fucking coward uses to hang himself. He is a piece of shit scumbag and he will continue to do piece of shit scumbag shit.

Poor little broke Donny no dough nary a dollar in sight he gonna cry into his my pillow tonight.

If the terms of the deal are we tar and feather that shit heal fuck faced bag of dicks and then ride him out of Texas on a rail I am good with it. He is a coward and trash.

Smell that Bill? Smells like someone died.

“You know, one day it would be nice if Ted Cruz gave me a handy for a change” - Lauren Boebert probably

Oh no, no hate here. It’s smart thinking to have a secondary skill set.

Oh no, how embarrassing for him. He is a stable genius though so it shouldn’t be too hard for him to figure something out.