I got four…ugh…embarrassing…but one is not any fault on myself.
1.) Sprained my ankle sliding to first base at my cousins birthday party. Found out I’m overly competitive in sports and stopped playing them lol.
2.) Ripped up my arms on a hiking trip with my brother. Gor up to a 15 foot cliff and thought it’d be fun to jump out to a tree and shimmy my way down. Didn’t get enough grip with my feet and ended up using my arms to slow my descent.
3.) Got intoxicated and fell over onto a sidewalk cracking one of my teeth, had to have a fake tooth put in.
4.) Spiller hot coffee on me when I was young leaving burns. I only remember wearing an itchy jacket and taking it off and hiding it when I could.
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