Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

Flip-flops

Field testing killbots.

Why am I not surprised.

ITT: Big boomer energy.

“Not a dating simulator”

Clearly these dorks don’t play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.