I heard it was some boomer customer that ratted him out

That makes sense. Thank you for that bit of Fresh Prince lore!

I remember something about him traveling across the United States in the cab. I mean how much would that cost?!

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air” (Los Angeles)

Is that the guy that wrote Blindsight? Strange read

Unbelievably AWESOME

So true

Love that this suggests that for vampires, it’s all in their head

ChristMAS is all around me

Hemogoblincore

You got it

Why is that ironic?

Where can you really draw the line? Could you survive in space without any air or equipment? Even if you could, where did the equipment and air come from?

Photosynthetic organisms are for all practical purposes part of your lungs

Behold, a human being.

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between “turtle” and “shell” is a bit blurred

What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?

Anyway, I think what they’re getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.

And so was born the unfortunately named Epstein drive

Or sport?

Hey everyone, this guy doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!