I’ve been feeling that my vazween was a bit out of kilter recently! I KNEW I shouldn’t have used that public toilet…

Same. Duck duck go is down for me.

Thanks so much for this. Really needed a good laugh this morning.

Wow! Thanks for that.

You’ll all be fighting in the streets for food by the end of next week. Logistics literally moves the world. 🚚

Favorite soap ever was a peppermint body wash that came out one Christmas. Balls cool indeed. 🥶🥶

Cops shooting cops…

It’s not just you.

Nope. Went out with a bang, it seems.

That’s an… odd… placement. I do like the counter immediately next to the stove like that, but, yeah … no.

I was hoping that getting the vaccine would let me shoot Jewish Space Lasers out of my eyes, but all the vaccine did for me was make me ruin my credit cards every time I try to swipe them! 😕

With all the homemade ranch I can get to cling to it.

Convert 10 or more and you get a new toaster oven!

“You make a better door than you do a window.” …Anytime we got in front of the TV.

👋

I’ll never ‘go’ without one!

Seriously though, bidets rock. Try one, get a good one, and you’ll never go back.

In the US that would be a list of Congressmen and the Billionaires who own them.

Classic indeed!👍

Thanks very much for this explanation!

I know I’m kind of late to this party, but it seems to be a good time to take a moment to say, if no one else has, that there are apps out there like Jerboa, that allow you to keep track of multiple Lemmy accounts quite easily. :)