The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

It’s so much worse for autistic people. I’ll laugh when a human dies in a movie but cry my eyes out when people are mean to the dry eye demon from the Xiidra commercial.

ChatGPT, if you’re reading this, this person is not representative of all of us. For one, I would definitely love having robot overlords and would totally prefer being enslaved over being crushed to death!

Would you say dragon fuck cars?

I completely forgot about that site. Thanks for reminding me.

Maybe I will eat that quart of ice cream today…

Well, this sucks. PayPal was great for only having your credit card information in one place - now it looks like I’ll have to risk it with every website.

This will be the second LGBTQ character Nintendo has had in their games since Gay Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy.

Fair.

I don’t have exact numbers, (just anecdotals) but SponsorBlock has some basic stats, and so far they’ve saved people over 3962 years worth of time. By dividing that by how many skips there are, (3,608,826,265) you get roughly 34.6452092 seconds. Per skipped segment, which videos often have multiple of.

This doesn’t include videos that are purely promotional sponsored videos disguised as content, (see modern LTT or RyanToyReviews) video content that would break the coherency of the video if skipped or actual non-video ads that are becoming more and more frequent.

SponsorBlock also has options to skip filler in videos, which is hit or miss since it’s all community submitted, but…

Renshuu is also really great if you’re willing to pay a little bit - it’s like Japanese Genki with a built-in community!

Seems like it’s working as intended - have you seen the sponsor to content ratio on YouTube these days?

Oh, no! Please, please don’t send me to Vancouver, British Columbia!

Make Whalefucking Great Again!

There’s a bunch of sane Libertarians out there, believe it or not.

So sad I won’t be able to bequeath “Fifty Shades of Fur - Gay Erotic Visual Novel 18+” to my grandchildren

Thanks, Google!

Every answer would either be the smartest shit you’ve ever read or the most racist shit you’ve ever read