“We don’t know who struck first, us or them. But we do know that it was us that scorched the sky.”

The Matrix (1999), spoken by Morpheus

More like a misshapen gumdrop

As requested

Right? Wouldn’t it be hilarious if conservatives finally embraced EVs just to own the libs, only for progressives to sweep the White House and ram through Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, strong unions, and tuition free college? Like, “Thanks for upgrading the grid, now step aside while we fix everything else you broke.”

Executive Order 1488.5: Protection and Tax Cuts for the Emotionally Fragile Billionaire-American Community

Subtitle: “No Billionaire Left Behind"

If the Department of Education goes away, rich states can still spend lots of money on schools, but poor states might not have enough. That means some kids get great teachers, new books, and nice schools, while others don’t. The government helps make sure all kids have a fair chance, no matter where they live. Without it, some schools might get worse, and some kids might not get the help they need to learn.

So it seems

Not to mention the microplastics shed from these cheap synthetic fabrics, making their way into the water system and ending up in our drinking water.

What’s even the point of this administration?

Maybe he’ll have a stroke