Exactly what I was thinking, at ATG all that happens is you get asked if you have any glass, they don’t even search you.

Also cranberry juice, which tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet.

If something is not wet, we call it dry, still waiting for someone to tell me water is fucking dry.

I’m just talking about the wetness of water here, I support abortion rights.

Edit: most comment replies I’ve had on here and it’s about water and if it’s wet. We’re so mundane.

See: outfucked

Man? Woman? Non-human? Any hole’s a goal.

No Oxford comma, it’s inclusive, “humans and other apes” :)

Ban facts that I don’t like. Then ban the ability to know that things can be banned. Problem solved. America, land of the free.

She’s got more Milkshake than Kelis

In the same way Screwfix direct don’t need to know my marital status to sell me tools (which is why they call me captain when I go) I don’t need to know what kind of genitals a baby has to celebrate the beginning of their life.

Acid? Nah, DMT maybe

Yes

Landlords provide housing the same way that ticket scalpers provide concert tickets

Good luck getting a survey for the place of they can’t even get in.

I don’t know much about Gorgoroth, but RIP Biquette

And that’s why I don’t separate art from artist. There are so many good bands out there, why listen to cunts?