I think once you pass the physical strength/endurance exam to become a cop, you don’t have to take any to remain one. I definitely think that should change, though. Make them pass once a year to retain their job.

This is the exact plot to The Holiday.

Don’t fall in love with a dashing viking, because he’ll show up drunk on your doorstep forgetting his sister mentioning she would be away and ask to crash because he’s too drunk to get home.

Not to mention we’re in a period of morality panic. We’ve been brainwashed to think there are only good and bad, either with us on all thoughts or against. We’ve been sucked into a hard lined good vs. evil plot, except everyone is wrong.

Didja… Didja get that thing I sent ya??

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.