OccamsTeapot

Playing Dark Souls 1. First run since playing through all of the soulsbourne games. I’ve been sailing through so far (bandit’s knife +15, target shield for parries and hornet ring) but am getting absolutely wrecked by Artorias. I missed him on my first run and my weapon barely hurts him so it seems I have a grind ahead of me.

If I had to delete one forever that I’ve actually played (so not demon souls or armored core) it would have to be DS2. I’m not a hater, genuinely love some elements of it, but the others are incredible and it’s the one I least want to go back to

…Can I see it?

The whole truth?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your brain?

What about a thermometer?

I’ve even been known to use sci hub! I know right? Call the cops we’ve got a bad mother fucker right here