So you’re telling me if I stop breathing I’ll never get older? I’m in!
So you’re telling me if I stop breathing I’ll never get older? I’m in!
The Report of the Committee Appointed by the Royal Society to Consider of the Best Method of Adjusting the Fixed Points of Thermometers; And of the Precautions Necessary to Be Used in Making Experiments with Those Instruments
Seems fancy and legit, I see no reason to actually read it and confirm the info.
I like this version better than “he had a fever when he measured 100 degrees” so I will choose to believe it without further research.
I hope you are correct.
Imagine having to make up an entire series of math lectures just to cover up your search history.
This is almost certainly not happening, but it would be absolutely hilarious if that’s how the Putin regime ended.
This isn’t satire, it’s just an observation of what he unironically claims to be doing.
He kinda besmirched himself by immediately throwing KG under the bus the way he did. I’ve been a fan for decades now to the point that I don’t even realize I’m quoting them sometimes…but my respect for JB definitely took a hit there and I have to think now about how much of his public image has been carefully crafted by PR agencies over the years.
Well, $1 from you and 100 other people. Those politician bribes campaign donations are cheap compared to the aggregate profit they make off them.
Why would I unload my emotional baggage on the people who caused it in the first place? That just sounds like more baggage.
Well now how am I supposed to enjoy the sensation of someone else’s sweaty hand sliding down the pole to slowly touch mine while they remain oblivious of the entire situation?
“I just really love that clogged drain experience when I shower.”
Election interference and Fraud.
He is a literal, convicted, fraud.
Gotta go fast!
-Ancient Middle Eastern Philosopher, probably
Overall job satisfaction among U.S. employees increased a modest 0.4 percentage points in 2023 from the year prior, according to the Conference Board’s annual Job Satisfaction survey released this month. A 62.7% majority of respondents reported being content at work last year, the highest share since the survey began in 1987.
But that record doesn’t tell the whole story: Worker sentiment fell across all 26 subcomponents of job satisfaction measured in the poll, which collected responses online from 1,699 working U.S. adults in November.
Wat?
I thought they must be photoshopped…but then I messed around with it just now for, like, a minute:
Imagine rolling into work, being shuttled to your desk, and suddenly being shuttled to your bosses office without any warning. (Unless you’re a manager, then please stop imagining that you sick fuck).
We actually went with Mandy Moore’s earlier hit show: Sheriff Callie’s Wild West.
Is that what I’m supposed to do? Because instead of that I have watched Frozen 1, 2, Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, Frozen Fever, and Once Upon A Snowman approximately 1,752 times.
Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt