So you’re saying the people in Gaza have to pull a reverse uno?

Thanks, Dr. Rockzo!

Well la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.

Don’t even get me started on the pack of wargs what’s been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don’t even make good eatin’ less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we’s made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe’s fart that day!

Airlines make me buy two seats for flights meaning I’m fat enough to be considered two people, so that’s two extra customers. Checkmate, Bozo

That’s my morning mantra in front of the bathroom mirror

Their bias and a wildly suspicious source that’s pretty much the podcast my best friend once removed’s half-sister’s uncle listens to

Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant