He does stupidly well with the ladies. Kavorka for days.

Ibuprofen if I’m at work, but at home I usually take a short nap and have some coffee after, which works better for me.

Disco Elysium

Vampire Survivors

I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

In academia (my line of work) they’re required to have positions posted and open for a certain amount of time, interview a certain number of applicants, etc.

In theory, it’s for equal opportunity and finding the best person for the job.

In practice, it’s a waste of time, money, and hope.

We are deeply honored to have received your application (which we did not bother to read).

We’re sorry we didn’t hire you, but also never contact us again.

Signed,

Someone in HR who has nothing to do with this process.