I have a pretty similar work flow. I stay on top of my crap, they stay on top of theirs and everyone’s happy. As long as they’re doing what they’re supposed to I don’t give a damn if they’re also taking some down time during their day.

Fair. I’ve had a few bosses like that.

I’ve been working remotely for almost a decade now and have been a manager for 6 of those years and I do the following:

Is [EMPLOYEE]’s work getting done? If yes then do nothing aside from thanking them. If no then talk to employee and/or start the corrective action process.

I have neither the need nor the desire to hover over them. They’re grown ass adults.

With your face right at prime fart receiving level. Wtf.

I mean look at all of our past successes in the Middle East /s

Definitely scans better.

I just wanted to thank you all for all of your kind comments for the President of the World and 10 time hall of fame quarterback.

Nope. I got some if you’d like though. The nuances of a situation seem to be lost on a lot of people. You can disapprove of the Israeli government’s actions (or lack thereof) and not be pro hamas or antisemitic. Unless you ask the internet at large, I suppose.

I have planners. Lots of planners and many many ink pens in various colors. I can’t find my keys.

I can’t afford a used car either so I’m driving this Subaru until it’s unrepairabe. It’s nearly old enough to vote.

Going to have to eat something with food costs being what they are.

Does Vegas have odds yet for him calling it fake news?

I too have to check my license and probably also ask what year it is when anyone asks me how old I am.

Just wanted to say thanks for the information. I work remotely and I think my coworkers would benefit massively from organizing.

Touché

Oh thank fuck. Not that she’s not perpetually shrieking human trash, I just can’t fathom someone being that stupid.

You know, every time he says something dumb I think to myself, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”. I then wait about a week,tops and he manages to say something dumber-er. Amazing.

Very Henry II of you.

I assure you you won’t regret it.

Ah that book ending though. chef’s kiss