In case you were thinking that the corruption couldn’t possibly be as awful as the headline sounds, yes it is.

Prawn cocktail, and I will fight to the death to defend it.

Orange juice and lemonade is way nicer than it should be.

Looks like a win to me!

Bye. Just leave it to the bots. The way forward is decentralised systems run by people who care about civilised discourse. Like Lemmy and Mastodon. Fuck the toxic dinosaur social media empires.

My experience is that if you make a brew which is good, but a bit rough around the edges, conditioning will remove the roughness and turn it into something really good - often better then the ones that seem to start out good.

Don’t forget that they also prioritise giving corporations and oil companies everything they want too. Then, after they have made sure that the billionaires are happy, along with the arms manufacturers, the auto industry, and the healthcare profiteers, they might notice that their constituents exist. Or not. Probably not.

It’s satire which brings attention to the problem. Read the reviews on the site.

He sounds like a whiny little turd.

The ability to make instant decisions.

Can seduce alien females.

The ability to hold stomach in without needing a corset.

The rest of the world will have a party to celebrate.

Private ownership of vehicles should be banned. Most people’s cars are unused for 90% of the day, which is insanely inefficient. Have a pool of cars they anyone can hire just for the time they need them. It would be cheaper for everyone and there wouldn’t be three fuck ugly cars in front of every house.