Okay, but how many toasters?

Don’t go to India if you’re a woman.

Damn straight!!! Slava Ukraini!!

Oh for sure. I think it was the US Army or maybe USAF who had an episode of Alaska Airport or Ice Airports or something where they did an episode of arctic survival training. Needless to say it was INTENSE.

That’s actually not too bad. For some reason I was thinking the high would be around 10°F.

$100 top Apple is literally nothing. So are they technically lying? Yes. But in all actuality $100 means nothing to them.

There’s a LOT to complain about Apple, but this is just semantics.

I want to make schnozberries a real thing. Are we just listing things we want now?

It’s both.

People have been yelling about a ceasefire since 5 min after Oct 7th. Now you don’t want a ceasefire? wtf.

No, that was Sabre and their printers.

I think we should make a show about our various theories about a big bang. I propose we call it The Big Bang Theory.

I’ll see myself out.

As much as I want to believe this is true are there any sources that actually resemble news and not a blog from geocities?

Leap Day William at it again!

Got em!

Coke. Lots and lots of coke.

The US news media doesn’t actually do any journalism.

FTFY

How about totallylegitfacerecognition.exe?

I’m incredibly pro union. But union or not they have just as strong of a case.

lol okay bro

Yeah……you need to go outside and touch some grass. Literally everything you just said is wrong.