This shit speaks to me.

Of all the responses, this is my favorite!

Actually, no, it didn’t. Unlike many children of the internet, I can learn and expand my horizons with new vantages. Many people take coffee in a variety of ways, as it appears. By illustrating this dichotomy, in the end, I could better unravel the tapestry that is coffee drinking, thereby enriching my life. Sorry if this disappoints, but as Monty Python said, “Always look on the bright side of life.”

And we shall dub thee “Barbenhiemer, Transformer of Worlds”

This shit post is a shit post. Perfection.

I wish the comments had quality here.