The cushions are soft and lush, while the couch itself is filled with hard and painful materials; the cushions lack wood and the splinters that accompany it. The couch still exists without the plush nature of the cushions, and the cushions exist without the stiff and rigid nature of the couch’s structure. But this rigidness is required for the full pleasure of the cushions to be realized. The cushions alone are not enough for the boundless pleasure that fucking them brings. The couch is not only a philosophical necessity, but a material one as well.

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No I know it isn’t the posters fault, they were doing what all good posters do. I blame the jornos and libs, as God intended.

I’ll let the fucking muskrat brain chip me if I can permafilter the work unconstitutional and never perceive it again.

It could have a center point in any given configuration, though. Depending on the subcategory of blob, it could have some kind of nucleus too. This is by blobposting

My horseshoe theory friend would never let me hear the end of it

Haven’t you heard of the benefit of empire, nerd

(People do need to be more aware the US isn’t the only place)

Please tell me your other weak-ass reasons why you’re correct to sit on your ass.

Have you considered I’m an actual infant with just enough motor skills to smash a keyboard but still can’t organize? Checkmate tankie

In all seriousness, good post!

The above might happen, if this happens I want my unicorn

You even see a small person with a big dog and it becomes a power struggle the moment they want to go even slightly different ways?

I like to joke about my inner Third-Worldist but think a large contingent of Western leftists has theirs constantly buck for control and frankly win. I can understand some curiosity in a strategic sense but it mostly comes off as waiting for Superman to save the day and wondering why he’s late

Eh, most people I met in school I just didn’t talk to unless I ended up meeting them somewhere else so didn’t really build up relationships there. Others are DnD groups, friends of friends, people I met gaming etc. Not to say buds were not planted in school, but I generally mostly spoke to my friends outside of school and they knew I was socially checked out most the time in school. Several of my friends are people I met in school but didn’t start talking to much until I essentially cold-called them on a social or messaging app outside of school. Some of it is also just I have a decent amount of hobbies that are pro-socialization: I study a language and studied abroad for a bit, most people willing to do that are really social and even if you aren’t interacting with people in classes you’ll probably run into someone willing to drag you to do something if you just exist in common areas. For when I’m at home, as mentioned I play DnD, I play magic occasionally too and you can just ask people to join them if you have an LGS nearby and you’ll usually be able to. I used to play basketball (sucked dick) and do martial arts (sucked dick at striking, grappling was pretty average) those two didn’t lead to friends but was helped with bonding and conversation comprehension when they were being discussed.

I will note though while I can be a bit awkward due missing some social cues I have for most purposes very little social anxiety which helps a lot. I’m also willing to dedicate a nearly unreasonable amount of resources for friendships I have that I find enjoyable (during periods where I am not socially-burnt out) which has created long-term friendships from fairly tenuous connections. I am fairly open and inquisitive as well, and have openly been told by more reflective friends that they’re surprised they found it enjoyable as on paper it would be somewhat off-putting but its worked for deepening bonds in my case (this I would not recommend though, I have seen other people crash and burn doing the same, just being forthright as I have had friends point to it being part of what they found appealing about me which helped the relationship survive a bit of disrepair or was a spark in the first place).

I found a combination of pro-social hobbies and ironically a bit of intentional lean-in for social deficiencies I previously struggled with that are likely caused by neurodiversity lead to thinks mostly working out. The latter I do want to reiterate I kinda lack the understanding as to why it works besides it coming off a bit absurd and probably entertaining cuz of it but I don’t particularly mind that as a lot of my personality is me trying to amuse myself as well.

I don’t like left-bashing generally but the concerned memes are kinda really funny.

Huh, I feel there is something someone said about bourgeoisie democracy and how they will never peacefully allow the transition to the proletariat.

Okay cool, knew there was a reason I pegged her for antisemitism the first time I heard an anti-Israel take from her. I knew she was a conspiracy nut but don’t think I’ve seen that particular argument from her or at least my recollection of it is missing. I wanted to edit though as I don’t like unilaterally pegging someone for an -ism if I can’t recall it at the time.

I have seen arguments from all stripes argue that work is imperative for socializing but have personally done most of my socializing outside of societal-mandated tasks? I met people and talked to them occasionally at school for example, but most of my relationship-building was outside of that and I was always pretty mentally unavailable for socializing during school. I only socialize during work if what I am doing is rote work, otherwise, I have way too much of my mental stack actually dedicated to doing the task at hand.

I dunno, maybe it’s the ADHD speaking.

Outside of social needs though I don’t really see why someone would prefer working outside of a remote environment if they aren’t doing something manual-labor related. I guess there is also wanting to get away from home but that also tends to be due to social needs balancing from most variations I hear.

Yeah, it is hard to recall but there is a reason the conservatives were banking on anti-war party rhetoric (despite Trump himself not being so) there has been a rise in the isolationist wing of the party in recent years that has been somewhat consistent in the, “Get US out of wars globally,” value. I think we will see larger divisions in the Republican party in these values over the coming years until one of the groups inevitably wins out.

She has been very anti-Israel lately. Likely, just a mix of antisemitism and US isolationism in varying degrees since I refuse to believe she has a fully genuine good take.

Edit: Honestly, has MTG had a streak of antisemitism in actuality? Or could be one of those cases where bad domestic politics manage to create a bastardized version of decent foreign policy.

That would be insanity. Also, it’s rough because I really don’t want to see Israel nuked as that means horrible fallout for Palestinian land but I don’t know how else you respond to that.

has been outdone by

That just unlocked a buried memory lmao