Sounds like you haven’t experienced the bliss that is fairy bread with Nutella instead of butter.

The future is now, old man!

You’re right, how could I be so blind. They’re actually sausage sangas

I know a lot of yous don’t read past the headline, so rest assured he had a good reason. His cousins were starving, so he inflated his score to end the game sooner and put the snags on the barbie. Everyone in the family forgave him when he put on a bloody ripper apron that was painted to make him look like he was budgie smuggling.

I think we need a doctors note for more than two days

I don’t understand that policy. The only times in the last 4 years that I’ve needed more than 2 days of sick leave was because I had covid, and I think that’s a very common experience. And people with covid should absolutely not be going to the doctors office and exposing themselves to the sick and elderly. If someone has covid, you should be telling them to stay home. We’re currently in the middle of a worldwide pandemic.

You should read these memes slower so you can pay attention more. This meme is about calling in healthy on the day of. People don’t know if they’re going to be healthy in two days. So your comment has the opposite meaning of the one intended. You’re saying you do ask questions if someone asks for time off on the day, and therefore that you’re a restrictive boss who wouldn’t allow this meme.

Consensus reality is a social construct

American: IT’S A HUNDRED AND SEVEN DEGREES OUTSIDE

Civilized people: no it fucking ain’t, you overdramatic princess

You left your SI in the link

Yeah, cursive is another name for lazy writing

It’s cause they’re lazy and don’t stop the pen when they get to the part where they’re supposed to double back. They draw a circle so they can keep the pen moving and save energy.

And the creature is Adam Frankenstein

Don’t most rockets use hydrogen oxygen reaction? Separating hydrogen from oxygen requires only electricity, which we can produce renewably.

Obesity isn’t a social inequality problem, except in the sense that obese people are more likely to be poor, and to suffer obesity due to stress, poor nutrition, and addiction. Obese people are not oppressing anyone. If you want to talk about food waste while people starve, then talk about the corporations throwing perfectly good food in dumpsters that they put a padlock on to stop homeless people from dumpster diving.

Sure, obesity was a sign of privilege and oppression 200 years ago, before modern agricultural practices such as the use of pesticides and heavy machinery. These days, there isn’t too little food, there’s too much. Starvation isn’t a problem of natural scarcity, and certainly not a problem of people eating too much. It’s a product of artificial scarcity, wherein good food is thrown away because people can’t pay for it. Your political theory is two centuries out of date. It’s time to stop hating fat people.

Boneless pizza doesn’t exist, that’s right. All pizza has bones in it.

https://www.topcartoons.tv/cartoons/sore-eyes/

That’s a shame. Negative results are very important to the process.

That old man is a slave owner

Oh, good point.

That’s not a metaphor, it’s a comparison, which is when you state a difference between two things.

Okay but have you considered that watching Picard argue that slavery bad is fun as hell?