

I knew it was too easy
hello :3
I’m a 30-something IT enby living in the middle ass nowhere


I knew it was too easy


nah its just piles and piles of d6s and 9 in-game seconds of combat take 3-4 hours of irl time (and 2-3 months off GM lifetime) guess what are we playing 😌
I have a bonus free action, can I poop twice?


Can it introduce meta-free glasses?


I prefer “I survived another year eat my ass”


No self deprecation
I’m out ✌️
/jk
what do you mean you were born in 2000 and you’re 26. you should be a literal baby


my latest cope is I dont hate boymoding enough to justify going through transition. So far its holding me together 😌
that, nightcore, depilation cream and black nailpolish you have no idea how loadbearing these are for me


(from omarchy’s doctrine)
Omarchy is bringing that ethos back, and dropping the Code-of-Conduct struggle sessions and identity-overload nonsense that has plagued open source for far too long. We’re done with all of it. Just be nice and sincere.
be nice to whom?
ye its called nepotism
yeah ok
all rails have their time and place 🤝
…its the feet that get to me 🫥

Who’s server the AI is running on, Mark?


crushing the world record let’s gooo
I guess we’re more like a meteor strike rather than a climate event
yoo thats a cool rocket, gonna get it in ksp next time
So one of the first bicycles (I’m sure there was a dude in rural India or smth who did it at a similar time) was invented by this guy Karl Drais. The bicycle didn’t have any pedals you’d just push yourself with your legs, but apparently people were still freaking out they were zooming too fast and too furious on the pavement.

And that’s not the only shit he invented: he did stenography, a device that recorded piano music on paper, some neat typewriter stuff and a ton more. It was a cool time to be a well off whiteboy in Germany fr fr.
But the interesting part about Drais is that he was surprisingly and tragically based for his time: he supported antimonarchists revolution in Baden but got tarred (like, literally) by a mob because his noble conservative judge dad was doing conservative noble judge stuff.
He said f that and went to Brazil for a bit but it sucked (because no offence it was Brazil in 1830s) so he returned only to get almost murderated for being in line for the titles of his dead daddy.
While he was inventing meatgrinder (no joke) the 1840s rolled in, Baden finally had a revolution and our boi Drais was like hell yeah! drop the noble “von”, call me citizen Karl Drais, fuck the prince etc. Except the revolution got quickly crushed, Karl got most of his shit taken, his sanity questioned, and he died destitute :(
His bicycle was called Dandy Horse though isn’t it cute in a 19th century gonna-crush-my-last-two-fingers-at-the-factory-for-a-bowl-of-soup way ^^
its actually very easy: first you establish communication protocol by going EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpshpshpshpshspshpshKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, exchange key pairs, then share interesting facts about Karl Freiherr von Drais inventor of the bicycle. That’ll work for like 95% of cases.
We’ve been playing for years and dropping 30+ is totally normal at our table, 40+ if someone went overboard with dermal armor or if your APC just collided with an earth spirit