Could they give the kid some radical surgery to make his eyes extra big?

What happens to the spiked concrete? Can they add something else to counteract the sugar later?

That’s a big ole’ desert that state has. Wouldn’t it be nice for those fake electors to be given a courtesy tour, to show the state’s appreciation for their misguided efforts but no hard feelings, of the deep wilderness?

‘Breaking’ FTW.

I started drinking lots of alcohol. It didn’t really help in the long run.

It’s like liquid therapy.

Then you lose your family and job.

It’s great!

God forbid that they concentrate on the quality of the basic vehicle instead.

I slightly chipped my fingernail polish.

Xmas is fucking RUINED.

Assassins

There’s only like, 100 people in Iceland and they’re all related to each other so it’s not very difficult to find the bikes.

Who the fuck appointed these ass-clowns as some sort of official envoy?

Quick Hamas! Bomb the fuck outta that place!!!

You go girl!

FAAFO?

There should be a bump where his crotch is.

What about the Millennium Falcon and the Kessel Run?!?

The whole repair thing should made super easy if we want EVs to succeed.

1. Make all batteries use an easily swappable set of standard cell sizes.
2. Make battery controllers standardised and swappable.
3. …. Er… that’s it.

Worked fine for me! I’m not a subscriber to SA.

Guy’s gotta have a hobby!

BTW: he had liquor for the Russians, but what did he have for the Chinese?

BBTW: Sounds like a great funding pitch for a Nat Geo doco. If I was a multi millionaire I’d help him make it a reality. Even if he was just talking shit to avoid jail, I’d work it out with the judge and make him attempt it.

They should automatically refund to money if not spent in 5 years or so.

Gosh I didn’t realise he was a wee fella like that!

I call mine: “ ULULULARGARGARETROPPPIILOOHPLORARAGAROMFAMHEROMFARTEMICRAMYRTRYIMJAMPRETAMVAVFREAVXIMOLEAGRAMPTY”

Well. I would. But I don’t actually have one.