I can’t think of many minors who would be able to afford a game, so it’ll be the parents buying it anyway.

Move to Finland. Problem solved.

Sheep. Baaa.

What countries have you been looking to move to?

Come on over!

Aha! So that’s the thing. I’d been wondering why suddenly bottles and juice containers are farking annoying to open. And it’s global! I’m happy it’s for good reasons but the bit of my brain that gets annoyed by it wishes there was another solution.

I find it weird that a large percentage of the people going on strike voted for the current government.

That ain’t no baby. That is a leprecaun.

My bad.

Shouldn’t this read, “New conservative NZ government scraps…”?

I’ll be there at New Years. One of my favourite places to be. It’s remote, beautiful, you can see seals playing in the surf or resting in that cave. I’m just a dumb ass for moving to a country literally on the other side of the world, so it’s far-king expensive for me to get there now.

Sounds like a Finnish song.

Life is sad, and there are fewer options, when you drink decaf. It’s all I can get at work, while the big, sophiscated coffee machine, with all it’s flashy buttons, is dedicated to grinding life giving caffeinated beans to the masses.