JailElonMusk

Holy shit, GOP Senators now have limits?

Obviously he was being “sarcastic” during that too.

He’s so full of shit, when he sneezes he leaves a skid mark.

Exhibit A: https://www.trumpstore.com/product/trump-2028-shirt/?attribute_pa_size=small&attribute_pa_color=red

He’s absolutely going to try it, and it’s up to all of us to nope this shit until the next millennia.

The Narcissist Prayer by Dayna Craig

That didn’t happen

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad

And if it was, that’s not a big deal

And if it is, it’s not my fault

And if it was, I didn’t mean it

And if I did, you deserved it

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

I have a quote from Donald’s Trump’s “Favorite Book” about this that he’s definitely read more times than “My New Order” a collection of Hitler’s speeches.

“Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves.”

Philippians 2:1-3

“Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, “My New Order,” which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed.”

I mean he’s now the defacto leader of the free world.

In my mind he deserves that and so much more.

Go Fascist get your ass kicked?

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler’s gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn’t warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.

Okay hear me out. People who intentionally damage Teslas SHOULD go to jail.

Let’s start with the Elon, who released a vehicle that is the most unsafe in modern history (17x more dangerous than the Ford Pinto, and is responsible for 5 fire related deaths SO FAR), and is averaging a new recall every 2 months since production.

With such classic hits as:

Faulty gas pedals causing “unintended acceleration”

Trim that can isn’t glued on correctly and can fly off

Stainless steel that will rust

Font that is too small on warning signs

A truck that can’t go through a car wash

Front single windshield wiper can fail leading to a loss in visibility

Bed panel trim can fall off

A cast plastic body and trailer hitch leading to catastrophic towing accidents

Backup camera won’t display images correctly

Inverter failure causing a loss of power while driving

Tpms system failure

…And many more still to come!

Or is this not about crimes of “hurting Americans and hurting Teslas” and more about hurting a single billionaires sad little feelings?

TL;DR:

If you made even a single CyberTruck level fuck up at your job, you’d be fired the same day.

Your stock wouldn’t rise, you couldn’t buy your way out of jail, and you’d be completely screwed.

They say they want a meritocracy, but these Nazis are white privilege at it’s finest thriving in an Idiocracy.

The richest man in the world ain’t getting pity from me.