That makes zero sense. Elon Musk is a workaholic. You know, the polar opposite of lazy. He’s a POS but lazy he is not. Rather than campaigning, Trump plays golf. Dude’s as lazy as lazy gets.

Yes, it pulled out but did it pull out fast enough?

Now do whatnow!? Are we still doing phrasing? That still a thing?

That is my name. Uh… Bisexual Zebra…

Not just any politician. She’s trying to enact a theological fascist regime. All is fair in love and war.

You really don’t have to body shame MTG for her butch build. That’s what her spork toes are for.

I got lucky with my wife, but had I known then what I now know of Japanese divorce law, I wouldn’t have rolled those dice. I just hope this means Japan is going to start shared custody when one parent is a foreigner.

25%!? That’s nothing. Half of people are below average. That’s twice of what you quoted!

Claude isn’t much better:

Okay, here’s how to solve this classic river crossing puzzle:

The trick is that you can’t take the man and the goat across together, because the goat will be tempted to wander off and get lost or into trouble when left alone on the other side.

The solution is:

1. The man rows the goat across the river and leaves the goat on the other side.

2. The man then rows back alone.

3. The man picks up something heavy like a rock or log, rows across with the heavy object.

4. He leaves the heavy object on the other side and brings the goat back.

5. Finally, the man leaves the goat on the starting side and rows back to join the heavy object on the other side.

The key is using the heavy object as a temporary “guard” so the goat doesn’t wander when left alone briefly on either side. By strategically ferrying the goat and heavy object back and forth, the man can eventually get both himself and the goat across the river.

Let me know if this step-by-step explanation for solving the classic man, goat and boat puzzle makes sense!

Not dad joke. Far too adult for a child to understand and actually funny.

On the other end of the spectrum is soap. You spill a bottle of soap. What are you going to clean it with? More soap? Congratulations. You’ve just made the problem worse.

Changed it. Thanks.

I’m around the same age as you, and I taught myself front end development. Don’t let anyone say you can’t learn. If you want to make websites, I suggest HTML => CSS => JavaScript => React.js. I recommend learning on Scrimba.com. They have a screen cast system where an actual instructor tells you what to do in plain English with the corresponding code on screen. If you want to see how a change would affect the code, you can pause the cast and run the code yourself.

And if you want to learn back end, a back end programmer suggested learning PHP. Still in high demand in the job market.

To this day gaman or Japanese stoicism is a big part of Japanese culture. The Japanese had already lost the war, but the ruling class was willing to sacrifice scores of people to fight to the bitter end.

In an episode of Hardcore History, it detailed that the Allied ships couldn’t dock in Okinawa because of all the corpses in the water. The Japanese had inundated Okinawa with propaganda that the Americans were going to rape them all. Many families killed themselves. And the invasion of the mainland was only going to get bloodier.

A terrible as it is to say, dropping the nukes was the more humane option of the two.

My dog barks some. Therefore nuke Gaza.

Sorry, but what do you mean by ik weapons?

“You can’t expect me to remember all my kid’s ages. It’s like they change every year!”

Use your words. Tell her you don’t want to and why.

And the right wing media industrial complex is going to cancel this dude like he never existed.

Great leader is a real man.

Great leader wears adult diapers.

Therefore real men wear adult diapers.

I think we can drop the “like” from “cult like”.