I love that his belt buckle blends in to his fat and he looks like he’s wearing some kind of slimming garment.

I better use my strong hand

Enhance!

What’s your favorite planet? Mines the sun.

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pager to you.

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

Thx. I didn’t know they were a thing. Send it x2!

So I counted 8 missiles. Does that mean there is a field in Ukraine with 8 himars? Or is the use of the word ATACMS loosely used?

Wow. Made it 42 years and thought “I need to murder a child”

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough…

Skin me please!

Holy hell

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rtaFsvaD6zSRpTTi7

I feel you man. It’s this WOKE guvment and this CANCEL culture. I make observations AND conclusions and now I’m RACIST? I’m just lucky I’m on disability.

It’s coming right for us! Shoot it!

A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date

“how much is our fine?”

The church?

Speed holes you say?

Just the tip