Have you been tested for chimerism?

Blame it on the rain, yeah… yeah…

I want a bot that helps me untangle triple negative headlines.

We will continue restricting soot pollution.

I love John Scalzi

What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?

Even the AI can’t make Trump dance like a normal human.

This is like, the fifteenth time I’ve seen that word in the last two days, after learning it two days ago. Baader–Meinhof.

Half scraggle muffin, half had enough of your shit.

Same, but with the color red. Why would anyone do anything but grow red chard and then look at it??

Spooky light attract goth moth

Chat GPT, how much water was used to create this image?

Mom’s still recovering from giving birth through her pseudo penis. Now she has to raise pups. Oy.

https://africageographic.com/stories/good-bad-gory-birth-hyena-cub/

Once I learned that “octopodes” is pronounced oct-TOP-o-dees not OCT-uh-pohds it became my pluralization of choice.

Put under “Notes” in your phone’s emergency contact card “Dogs home alone at (address)” and make sure your emergency contact knows that part of that responsibility is minding the dogs if something happens.

There are also apps that can act as a deadman switch and contact someone for you if you don’t check in with it at chosen intervals.

Scientists who are Christians or Christian Scientists? Very different things.

Yeah… it seems like it might kill you, but maybe worth it? Like puffer fish sushi.

It’s grass. Sometimes in the right warm and humid conditions it does get a tasty fungus called corn smut.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

Obligatory cat eating pumpkin with yum yum noises: https://youtube.com/shorts/fw8feygRqG4

He wasn’t known for being a great guy, just a really smart guy.

The name of the late Cambridge physicist was included in a 2015 email in which Epstein told Maxwell to offer a reward to any of Giuffre’s “friends acquaitonts [sic] family” who could prove false an allegation that Hawking had participated in an “underage orgy” in the Virgin Islands. Hawking, who died in 2018, has not been accused of a crime related to Epstein.