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Oh man, this was me trying to defeat Detleff in the final boss fight of Witcher 3’s Blood & Wine DLC.

I have no idea what I’m going to do when I get to that fight in my Death March playthrough…

The gag in this screenshot is also a call-back to S1E05, where Peralta is interrogating a perp and trying to “annoy him into confessing” by playing a guitar poorly and screaming.

Boo — and I cannot stress this enough — fucking hoo.

Ooof, this hit me right in the childhood.

This is one of those chapter-turning public figure deaths for me. The last one was Betty White, and before that was Robin Williams — almost mythical figures whose names and faces I’d known since before I can remember, who it almost felt like would just always be around.

RIP, Bob. You’ve earned it.

I love them all.

Except for the “blue steel” ones. It’s not even kind of a “blue steel” pose. Like not even a little bit. It’s inaccurate and uncreative and, even worse, just unfunny.

It genuinely is my favourite facial tissue on the Citadel.

Well shit. This is a problem for me, since the Kleenex brand is the only one with a lotioned variety that stores in my neck of the woods seem to carry. My seasonal allergies get so bad that normal/un-lotioned tissues leave my nose rubbed raw, even if I’m medicated.

They’re cowards and just recorded the numbers he gave them, so he’s still “officially” 6’3" and 215lbs.

Man, fuck Jordan Peterson.

Hard to argue with that logic.

There isn’t a punishment anywhere close to severe enough for stains like this.

Fully functional.

Are we doing “whoooosh”, or leaving that behind?

If that’s your experience, my friend, then your family members are trying to tell you something.

Seems unlikely IMO. Any such device would necessarily run some variant of iOS, which would mean it could only run the comparatively narrow selection of games from the App Store. Not many such games are really “asking” to be played on a Deck-esque form factor.

Yeah, I did wonder why this objective fact was being shared in the “opinion” section, but then I realised it isn’t really “news” either.

I reserve my compassion for human beings. If Mitch McConnell ever had any humanity, he sold it a very long time ago.

If it isn’t so cold that it has very tiny, fragile ice crystals pushed to the surface by the bubbles, it’s basically piss.

That goes double for Sprite and Barqs in particular.

“On mobile, apologies for bad formatting.”

As if posting from a mobile device somehow prevents you from using paragraphs and punctuation? Give me a break. You either can’t be bothered, which means you’re not worth interacting with; or you had to repeat at least a high school English class or two growing up. Either way you need to stop blaming your fucking phone.

My 512GB Steam Deck, easily. I’ve used it almost every day for going on a year now, and the novelty of playing things like Witcher 3, or Mass Effect, or a fully modded Skyrim anywhere I want still hasn’t worn off.