Can have “insert-pickle” for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls?

“Your system is functioning as intended - no maintenance necessary.”

Exactly!

Man, these snowflakes and their checks notes avocado toast (Jim, is that still relevant? Okay, whatever.) are just full of themselves and don’t understand how hurtful it is for the generation that fucked around and left others to find out to hear a word. A word! (Seriously, who wrote this?) So, lets all be a bit kinder to the elders and stop calling people out on their bullshit. (Ok, a boomer had to write this copy. I quit.)

Thanks, pal.

Maybe use a NSFW tag next time?

My mom walked in and now I don’t get to use aol for a month!

Most churches won’t even employ someone who knows the answer to this.

It’s not even a “Won’t tell you.” thing; more of a “Why would anyone question the good book?” thing.

Whenever I looked too closely, I began to be black-listed and got the, “It’s too bad that’s where you are, because we hoped you would be a great leader.”

Not defending stupidity at all, btw, just further emphasizing the blissful ignorance that is largely exonerated in religious circles.

H E L L O _ G E N T E L M E N

Agreed. Almonds and walnuts aren’t too expensive. Peanuts are still mostly just peanuts. And I heard my neighbor sold her mercedes for 5 cashews. Lots of options in the nut department.

I’ll gladly acknowledge the existence of a supreme being; my tuxedo cat is very supreme.

…we don’t have to say which being is supreme, right?

Me too. Got a 5 gallon container of water, and a drawer with binoculars and a camping knife. How is everyone else fairing?