This is the good interaction, I had the bad version:

Long ago in highschool I was interested in Linux but was thrown off it by the “Tech” group of kids who, even though we went to the same nerdy Star Trek club, told me I would be able to understand it.

I get that hurt people, hurt others; but duck those guys from 20 years in the future.

I’m getting back into interest for Linux cause I just got a Steam Deck and I’m curious as to what else I can do with a full desktop.

Then, in perfect English, he says to me: " I come from a land down under."

Which makes no sense since Brussels is in the Northern Hemisphere!

Oh gods of the Internet,

I remember

Why am I having flashbacks to this? What was this

They’re easily hackable, especially the older models. Repairs are also easy on them too. Just need the right charger.

Is it possible to switch instances? I wanna explore and I just randomly picked one when I started

Dang it, I wanted to see the tomato after eight months!

Did it sprout? Grow mold? What are the ramifications of it being left there? Is it new extraterrestrial life?

I need answers!!

Walk without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worm

That’s fair

3 and 8

Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure

One can only hope

They are also going in the night and pouring oil in and on the trees killing them and the ground around them. These are 100+ year old trees and the devastation of this will be felt for decades

Dear God, Cthulhu, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Shiva, Tiny Baby Jesus in His crib

All I ask for the next 2 years is universal healthcare, Henry Kissinger to die an embarrassing death, and this to be true

I was suddenly thrown back to elementary school and had a deep seated rage that hadn’t reared it’s head in decades come crashing over me

Was that a stroke?

So much so

Munchkin is . . . Orange; and Sozin looks out for/tolerates the young one

Don’t mess with Librarians! They are the holders of secret knowledge and will contact each other to find out if you still haven’t returned that book from the 3rd grade!