MIT has a free class: https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/6-0001-introduction-to-computer-science-and-programming-in-python-fall-2016/

They kind of have an unfortunate name for an emulator. It sounds like exactly what Nintendo is going to do to them.

Well when you want to go to sleep, you just say “flip me over, sky daddy”. Then God flips over the flat earth and that’s how we get to night.

Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, obsidian?