We want the social collective to support us to achieve our individual freedom…and then leave us alone
Someone else should work for me and I will not give anything in return… ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Most liberals would at least shed a tear about the suffering of the disenfranchised, but Damien admits they have to suffer, so some can enjoy “individual freedom”, which just means not having to give a shit. I bet they blame “woke” for having gone too far.
All I could glean from the original graph was that it is a European country, but I couldn’t find which one it is. I’m guessing it’s probably Sweden but IDK
Well if the story communicates that police have magic super powers maybe it’s just not a good story and deserves to be ridiculed innit. Some crime is cool but they wont mention that
Yea pretty sure thats in Marx somewhere, the German Ideology maybe?
Taking photos of your memes might actually be the way to go. Surely AI will never be able to emulate that posting style
What Up, Users in Chat?
Every time you buy a carton I replace the content with soy flavored vanilla milk and you haven’t even noticed
I zoomed in to look for Shrek, now Im paralyzed. I was tricked again, damn you 
They are actually very intelligent and beautiful and perfect and i love them
That’s the reason there are so many cafes everywhere in Europe
US American unicorn = unigun 
I choose the nunchuckorn
Not my original idea but, what if a bit had three possible states instead of two?
Lucky me, I still got the hugest supply of common air beanis.
I think they took the watches off the Nazis before they dug a grave. Thats what id do anyways.
I remember when news of the virus had just spread to Europe and some people immediately claimed it would only effect asians. Very normal brain activity
Would the tariffs cause ships to be rerouted? I have no idea how shipping works but i assume importers must be trying to get out of their contracts.
Stand back and stand by. Beanis is in control.
“music stops with record scratch” Bet you wonder how I got into this mess ;) “All Star starts playing”
Just make all clocks that are connected to internet run 0.1% faster / slower until you are at UTC+12 and in about one and a half years everyone should be caught up. People will only have to change their mechanical watches by 1.4 minutes every day, so it should hardly be noticeable