Suing your own child because you made a poor investment is some next level boomer shit. They seem like the kind of parents who view having children as transactional “we did so much for you growing up, you owe us”

I’m rock hard.

Honestly, there’s no punchline better than this just being a thing.

Elon is a fucking coward. He prefers to commit his crimes behind closed doors.

I’d like to believe this hurt to hear on some level, but I’m not convinced they are capable of feeling shame. We wouldn’t be in this mess if any of these people had a conscience.

Incoming Trump cabinet appointment

Every mattress store you’ve ever seen is likely a front for some shady shit.

More proof that being wealthy doesn’t equate intelligence, cleverness, or business sense.

It’s been quite exhausting seeing this shit show unfold.

And none of them contribute a fucking thing to society.

You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.

This is a truck I’d actually feel comfortable driving. Unlike those gender affirming, semi truck adjacent, embarrassing pavement princess trucks that you see everywhere now.

He really has to put his ugly ass face on everything.

He’s so sure every word out of his mouth is brilliant that he never notices that most people hate him, and realize how utterly dumb he actually is.

Bigotry and stupidity are two sides of the same coin.

It probably starved to death

This would be the beginning and end of her career if it wasn’t for Fox “news”. She’s writing her resume every day she gets up and lies on camera.