

Keep pestering my GF for sex and she keeps saying “let me finish this game real quick” and it was like 45 minutes of that so I got suspicious and asked why there was no sound coming out of her Turbo Express portable TurboGrafx console and she said it ate through batteries too fast so she plays with no sound to stretch the batteries out. OK. It does takes a lot of batteries. I wait and pester for another 15-20 minutes and I can only get a look at the screen from an oblique angle and I notice the screen’s either black or at least extremely dim and I ask her if the console’s even on and she says she has the brightness at its lowest also because of the 8 AA batteries she says it takes. And she needs me to not look over her shoulder at it to get all the ambient light on the screen possible. OK.
But wait…
It only takes 6 AAs, I thought.
So I’m pretty sure she’s just staring at a blank screen and making slightly puzzles looks periodically to fuck with me psychologically and it’s working.
I’m going to confront her.