Isildur: [picks up Narsil, cuts off Sauron’s fingers]

Sauron: OW! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU GUY! [kills Isildur] SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS. Good thing I hid the ring though!

[The End]

Do you still get sent to the wraith world if you wear the ring but not on your hand?

Didn’t look anything like the picture in the ad, but I enjoyed it anyway

I could crush some popplers right now

But then how will they get their movies?

SON OF MARTOK

It’ll jump the shark soon. I got in with one. Treat it like a devolving AI image in real time.

Actually, a jumping shark version could be meta enough to do the trick. [dusts off shitposting hat]

zoom in and you can see the Fellowship entering the mines of Moghria

What about the droid attack on the Bajorans?

Lunchbotomy

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