Oh that’s nice

Oh well that’s nice

Oh yeah I’m sure BG is nothing like that DM lol

My first and only dm was a huge dick

The start of the campaign village is being attacked, I picked a swordsman cus swing sword is easy probably good for a beginner

Anyways I roll a 20, DM hypes it up saying I have impeccable footwork, draw the blade from its sheath perfect, doing this epic buildup for about a minute or 2. Then he flatly says I miss my perfect swing because every enemy was 200 feet away

That was in middle school and now my GF is trying so hard to get me into Baldurs Gate and now it’s just a matter of me doing some DnD homework about classes and other stuff so I’m not going in 100% blind

I’m not dyslexic and if you didn’t tell me that font was for treating I would have just thought it’s a cute stylized font

Feels like I missed opportunity to say

“Using the drake format”

“Using my cat”

Also my memory could be off but isn’t the unimpressed face on the top with the excited one on the bottom

Wait is that game out

I remember seeing a trailer for that a loooong (couple years I think) time ago

Idr what books it was cus read them in elementary school but I remember there’s a timer on their power where if they stay as an animal too long they get stuck. I remember this cus at one point they make a long trip so they have to shift back every few hours but get stuck half way.

Also some evil character turned into a bird or falcon or something and forcibly turned a couple characters into flys or something and yeah

These were books that are good to be in an elementary school

That’s actually also what she says even using $20 as an example so you might be lol

I mean that’s my plan of action

Believe me I do

I don’t gamble (mostly because I’m under age to) even I did a piece of advice I heard from my mom will always stick with me

“Only gamble money you’re willing to lose” and “Gamble money assuming you’re going to lose”

Well the dog found the owner again so he effectively undid the owners point

Something I read in an off hand comment was that some people believed it got evil spirits out

This information assuming I’m remembering correctly is mostly educated speculation so don’t quote me on this

“Ok you did an excellent and flawless swing

Unfortunately the enemy is 100 feet away so you missed”

“Oh”

“Also they attack aaaand…. You’re dead”

“Oh”

Because i am incapable of giving no context

Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do

We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this

acting like the unmanliest of men

Sir I don’t how to break it to you

You have a rare disease called be a person

What did you see Jack Douglas what did you see!

Makes sense

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔