They are literally kites—not sails. I’ve never seen a sail flying 100 ft above a ship before.

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I think you mean the Emoluments No-Claws

I’m constantly amazed at the variety of possible human sensory differences.

My problem is not spending the whole day in the shower.

Since corporations are people, surely we can jail the CEO and board and prevent them from doing any business for 24 months?

sky crimes!

“See, domestic violence is fine, because women do it, too.”

• GOP, real soon.

This con is going to clean up when Trump kills the FDA.

The genocide is helping Hamas keep power.

The people can’t throw these monkeys off their back, and all they want is eternal war because they’re millenarians who think they’re ordained by god to win in the end.

Israel is beyond delusional to think they can eliminate every single one of them. It’s beside the point anyway since Benny uses Hamas to stay in power, too.

combine the fact that pro-Russia events are popping up around the world with the likelihood that Russia had a hand in equipping Hamas to attack Israel and the end of US support for Ukraine…

Sure look like a criminal-fascist dictator about to be our new daddy.

B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Feels prescient, at the moment

Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.

They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.

You mean setting later each day?

It’s getting lighter in the evenings already!

I think it does. No one ever admits to it though, and they don’t let it affect their self esteem.

It’s a trick that I’m still learning

Galileo has entered the chat.

and soon they won’t have to ever again

That tracks. These peoples are beyond rationality.

They literally believe that the gubmint is feeding poor children so much they’ve become obese.

Gah, i feel dirty when i see things from their pov.

he could literally pull out anytime he wanted and claim victory. His supporters lap up anything he tells them.

Trump should be allowed to call himself president so long as he never steps foot in Washington and promises only to say it on ONAN and Fox.