Come on over and get some muscleussy bb

Way too late for that: We already deep fry everything from ice cream to oreos.

Derp fried sushi!

Of course it will lol

No, I have four!

Just be straightforward: Avoid hinting, speak plainly. I can’t speak for all guys, but I’m terrible at picking up on hints.

Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.

“No John, you are the demon.”

Fall back, then use the blue shell.

Nice try Mario… ^{Sorry dog.}

Take walks!

^{Turtle! Turtle!}

You’re not turtle enough for the Turtle Club.

Yes: Dumpster fire or not, Lemmy is definitely better than reddit. No question.

You’re not wrong.

Connect is my jam, but there are a bunch of solid clients to choose from

LPT: Don’t use reddit because it’s a fucking dumpster fire.

Liver is good for you so, fuck yeah: Send it!

That’s the only way to make them.

omg same

I heard she steals them.